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3/10
Tedious and disjointed
Groverdox7 February 2016
This is one of the more boring entries in the endless '80s subgenre of teen sex comedy.

It involves two boys, one goofy and horny, the other shy and horny, and their girlfriends - promiscuous and frigid, respectively. The goofy kid goads the shy one into pushing his unwilling girlfriend into sex, leading to a predictable falling out, but, what do you know, maybe they'll kiss and make up before the curtains roll, for no reason other than that kind of an ending is required in a movie like this.

Scenes depicting characters outside of this tedium are strangely disjointed. You can tell the writers just brainstormed ideas and shoved them in wherever they'd fit. The only memorable character, a female weightlifter, coaxes a male character into the girls' gym with the promise of sex. She bares her breasts (why?) while he is ambushed by some other girls who shave his head, presumably as payback for some indiscretion with the wrong girl. What happens to this character? I don't think we see him again for the rest of the movie, but the characters all look alike, and have so little in the way of personality, it's hard to tell.

In another scene the same female weightlifter comes on, for real this time, to the movie's overweight slob. They apparently have sex, after which he inexplicably turns into an a-hole and kicks the big girl out of his car. What happens to him as a result of this behaviour seems to be the movie's only real example of continuity. See if you can guess what it is.

Oh, and one other thing this movie does (slightly) differently: there are plenty of movies in which horny guys get with "girls" who turn out to be men in drag. See "Hot Moves" for one example. The difference is that in "Goin' All the Way", these "drag queens" are quite obviously really female, completely taking the punchline out of the joke. We are supposed to be laughing at the hormone-induced idiocy of the young men, too eager for sex to realise their conquests aren't female... instead we're rolling our eyes at the cheap shot the filmmakers threw in there. I guess they couldn't get a real drag queen, so they just used real hot girls. They didn't even bother with the ol' sock in the crotch trick. I have never seen this cliché handled so badly.
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4/10
Tubi version is bad
swmwshrk14 December 2020
Like an old VHS tape that's been eaten by the vcr.
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3/10
Another hormonal teenage movie.
mm-398 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Going all the way! Kind of a movie every teenage guy wants to watch, but as you get older you see how lame these low budget movies are. Well what works; The nice clean, middle class suburbia of Southern California, with the jocks, babes, and miss fits. There is a few class room gags, and a couple funny moments with the enraged jock boy friend which is on the mark. What does not work is the cheesy joke, gags, and the over the top try to hard characters in the film. Well the guy has a great girlfriend there is than vs the bimbo gal is a good concept, the storyline got blurred into a non story. Going all the why tries to fill the plot holes with T & A and muscle cars to fix the dragging comedy. Goin All the Way is cheesy, but a sticky cheese. Grade B.
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Nothing much to miss here
lazarillo12 January 2010
I actually sometimes kind of like these 80's teen sex comedies provided they're completely ridiculous and don't at all remind me of actually BEING a teenager in the 80's. No problem with this one there, but it really doesn't have much going for it otherwise.

The protagonist "Arnie" like many, many cinematic teenagers is trying to "lose it" (and it's about damn time since the actor playing "Arnie" looks to be at least 25). Unfortunately, his girlfriend "Monica" won't put out. His annoying smart-ass best friend "Keith" is more fortunate because he has a very stupid girlfriend who thinks she'll get migraines if she DOESN'T have sex. "Arnie" also has another tantalizing possibility with a girl named "Candy" (Sherrie Miller), but she has a big dumb jock boyfriend (of course, "Arnie" also looks like a big dumb jock, so I'm not sure what the problem is there). Eileen Davidson plays a girl named "B.J.", but don't get too excited because it's short for "Betty Jean". Also, strangely for a school that seems to have maybe twenty (very overaged) "students" and one teacher (and where the only subject taught seems to be sex ed.), there is an entire clique of butch female weightlifters who take terrible revenge when any of their number is screwed over by a guy (they hold him down and shave his head--oh, the horror!). It all comes to a head at a very pathetic (even by high school standards) Sadie Hawkins dance where "Arnie" shows up with "Candy" and "Monica" shows up with an older smooth-talking record producer.

This movie never comes close to being funny and god knows it's not at all realistic. Eileen Davidson (who later played the bitch in "The House on Sorority Row" where she was far more believable as college graduate than a high school senior) and the never-to-be-seen-again Sherrie Miller are both very cute and sexy. They both provide some "T", but the only "A", unfortunately, comes courtesy of the big fat male jock. Miller does dance around at the Sadie Hawkins in a pair of cut-offs short enough to get any actual high school girl expelled (and unbelievably "Arnie" considers this a reason to break up with her!). But even that isn't enough to overcome the horrid music, which somehow manages to be even worse than the usual 80's music (although somehow this very low-rent movie got the rights to a terrible muzak version of the terrible Michael McDonald/Dooble Brother's song "Bit by Bit"). You do get to see roller boogie rinks, female mud wrestling, smoking in diners, and the flagrant flouting of underage drinking and open containers laws. I guess I do kind of miss a few things about the 80's, but movies like this aren't one of them.
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2/10
The Title is very misleading
gmoore4431 March 2019
Saw this when it was first released, and I wished I could have gotten a refund on the ticket price. There's not anything to recommend this. Nudity, hardly any. Comedy, nope, not there either. Looks like someone had no idea what teen sex comedies were all about, and slapped together some hot mess, hoping to capitalize on the success of "Porky's" They missed by a mile. I wouldn't even watch this as a late night free movie offering, it's a waste of time. Skip this, it's pathetic.
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1/10
Greatest 80's teen sex comedy......involving a transvestite.
Aomalle2719 June 2007
Typical teen sex romp. Guy wants to pressure his girl into sex. She's having none of it. Sexy "it" girl, does want to "do it" with our hero. Football playing bully, and boyfriend of "it girl", wants to kick the ass of said guy. Guy winds up in convertible with two good looking chicks and his best bud. One girl goes topless. Guys partner off with girls and begin making out. Friend gets avarice, and starts reaching up girl's skirt. He yelps in horror "Dude, this chicks a guy!" Hahahahahahaha, funniest scene ever in a movie. Later on, bully has sex with grotesque looking weightlifter chick (she is credited as a female)...he dumps her. She wants revenge, she gets bully drunk, then she and two other women from the German weightlifting team pummel him. Good girl hooks up with "Roger" a college age BMOC. She thinks of having sex with him, doesn't. Guy eventually ends up with his girl. Never having sex. But that's okay because he'll always have his story of the make-out session with the chick who's really a dude.
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2/10
Nope
BandSAboutMovies8 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This movie starts with a female weightlifter* luring a guy into the gym showers with the promise of sex, then she and her friends shave his head as she laughs. Trust me, if young Sam had seen this in 1981 - he would have been nine - he would have had yet another obsessive crush.

Robert Freeman has two other credits - negative cutter on True Blood and the fantastic oddball slasher The Forest - from a script by Roger Stone (no, not the right-wing supervillain, the guy who wrote A Night at the Magic Castle and the song "Get Even" in Gymkata, as well as six songs in this movie) which was from a story by Jack Cooper (not Jackie Cooper).

Artie wants to sleep with his girlfriend Monica and she won't give in, so they break up, because high school. Actually, because guys, too.

There's also a big beefy dude named Bronk who is played by Joshua Cadman, Johnny Big Head from Surf II and you should really just go watch that movie instead of this movie. He was also Spike in Angel and yeah, you should watch that instead, too.

The movie ends at a Sadie Hawkin's Dance, which was an invention of Al Capp in the comic strip Li'l Abner. This dance is one where the girls ask the guys and yet another invention by the high school elite to remind geeks why they must remain in their caste, unasked to the party and home playing Dungeons & Dragons and listening to Grim Reaper. Oh, that was me? Yes it was.

*Seeing as how this is a guy-centered movie, her only name is weightlifter in the credits.
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10/10
wish there were more films like this
GeneralPeters00424 February 2012
This movie is in a class by itself and I enjoyed it even more the second time. The goofy music while the main character is peddling his bike to that chick's house while fantasizing about her opening the door in lingerie is too good. The biggest laughs I got were from the "songwriter guy" who arrogantly says things like "I'm a songwriter...among other things" and then when the high school chick says "this apartment is nice! It must be really expensive!" he responds "it is. And it's comfortable." And is it me or does that guy look just like the dude who was in the porno that the girls were watching? If you an find this movie, see it at all costs.
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6/10
Predictable but lightly enjoyable teen comedy
gridoon20248 April 2009
"Goin' All The Way" is a largely unknown film today and most of the people who worked on it (with the most notable exception being Eileen Davidson) never did much else in their cinematic careers. And yet it is a painless little film (the short running time helps) that is not nearly as bad as you might have expected. Of course the outcome is predictable right from the opening scene, and after a while the lack of any strong story becomes noticeable. However, the film benefits from the winning, natural performances of its cast - their characters may be stereotypes but they are played with enough sincerity to become likable (they do look a bit too old to be high school seniors, though). If you're looking for laughs, you're most likely to get them during the classroom scenes. **1/2 out of 4.
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Teen comedy hits an all time low for the genre.
bigpappa1--228 June 2000
A guy tries to pressure his virginal girlfriend into goin' all the way with him. A really bad movie, even by the standards the teen comedy genre of the 80's set. Featuring some of the worse acting, and direction to grace the screen in a long time, this is best described as avoid at all cost. And it looks like most people did. My rating: 1 out of 10.
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6/10
EILEEN DAVIDSON
jmaizen3 April 2021
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.... HOTTIE !!!!! THE MOVIE WAS OK......MOVES SLOW.... WITH A FEW LAUGHS......80'S TUBE SOCKS.....WOW!!!!
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Don James
jacksbernstein19 February 2005
Don James who played the nerd became legendary editor "Adam Lightplay" who did critically acclaimed editing on the Richard Rossi feature "Aimee Semple McPherson." Don/Adam hasn't made any movies as an actor since, but he is still searching for the "meaning of life." Watch for him to reappear soon as a stand-up healer. This film was a lot of fun. Don's portrayal of Howard is a great cult film moment. Eileen Davidson became a regular on "Young and the Restless." Her scene is very sexy when she is fondling and talking about trying positive thinking. A bad movie can be good, look at "Ed Wood," and this makes "Porky's" look like a Merchant Ivory film.
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The wrong Miller
mt904515 August 2003
Be advised that anyone seeking out this low-budget teen sex comedy for an early appearance by Sherry Miller of "E.N.G" and "Queer As Folk" fame will be disappointed. The Sherrie Miller of this film is a completely separate person, a brunette who bears no resemblance whatsoever to the more famous Miller. Indeed, about the only interesting thing about this film is an early appearance by Eileen Davidson, though I doubt she lists it on her resume anymore.
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