Creepshow (1982)

Leslie Nielsen: Richard Vickers (segment "Something To Tide You Over")

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• Richard Vickers : It's Showtime!

• Harry : Richard! I'm gonna get you! You hear me, Richard? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD? I'm going to get you f...

  [a wave washes over his head, cutting him off abruptly] 

  Richard Vickers : You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath!

• [after Harry buries him in sand] 

  Richard Vickers : Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!

• Richard Vickers : Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.

• Richard Vickers : I'll shoot you dead!

  Harry : You can't shoot us dead, Richard...

  Becky : ...because we're already dead!

  Harry : We want to see you, Richard. We dug a hole for you, Richard...

  Becky : ...on the beach!

• Richard Vickers : [after swatting away a crab near Harry's head]  Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!

• Harry : [Richard has jammed his foot in the doorway]  That may work on TV, mister, but I can bench-press three hundred pounds. You better get your foot out of the way, or you're gonna lose half of it!

  Richard Vickers : Don't call me "mister". You know damn well who I am.

• Richard Vickers : If you kill me then you will never know what happened to Becky and believe me, lover boy, you want to know.

• Richard Vickers : Wentworth! I suggest you get out of here! May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun!