Cat People (1982)

John Larroquette: Bronte Judson

Quotes 

• Bronte Judson : Do leopards eat pizza?

  Joe Creigh : Well, they're scavengers. He probably raided a garbage can before he went to the massage parlor.

  Alice Perrin : Doesn't look like he went there out of hunger.

  Joe Creigh : Maybe he was horny!

• Bill Searle : he's not so dangerous in a cage.

  Oliver Yates : When we get finished testing we're going to have to free up some of these other exhibits so we can give this new leopard some extra space.

  Bill Searle : You're going to have to disarm him.

  Bronte Judson : What does that involve?

  Oliver Yates : Not much. Cut its claws, root canals. File and crown it's fangs. There's a dentist in town that does the work. Uh.. Radenauer.

  Bronte Judson : Tom Radenauer?

  Oliver Yates : Yeah, he does people too.

  Bronte Judson : Yeah I know he's my dentist. Shit Oliver, we don't have the funds for this. You know how it's been coming down lately. Aren't there any other alternatives.

  Oliver Yates : Not really. Because of its history it's no good for breeding. If we try trading it to another zoo I'm afraid it's erratic behavior they just wouldn't take it.

  Bill Searle : You could euthanize it.

  Bronte Judson : What's that kill it?

  Oliver Yates : It's not an acceptable solution.

  Bronte Judson : How much would that cost?

  Oliver Yates : I said it's not acceptable.

  Bronte Judson : Can we at least discuss it?

  Oliver Yates : Look I'll put up with being underbudgeted and understaffed and the fact that these exhibits we're built in 1901 and are falling apart but I will not put up with that crap.

  Bronte Judson : Fine, calm down. I only asked.

  Alice Perrin : Looks like we have a gourmet leopard on our hands. He threw up in the cage, Joe found pizza in the vomit.

  Joe Creigh : Yeah, sure did. Ew pepperoni.

  Bronte Judson : Leopards eat pizza?

  Joe Creigh : Well there's scavengers, he probably raided a garbage can before he went to the massage parlor.

  Alice Perrin : Doesn't look like he went there out of hunger.

  Joe Creigh : Maybe he was horny. Always the possibility.

  Oliver Yates : Anything else?

  Alice Perrin : Nothing. No worms, no distemper, no encephalitis. Whoever owns him takes good care of him.

  Oliver Yates : Sure does. He's a superb cat.

  Bill Searle : [indifferent]  a superb cat? He's a menace.