Student Bodies (1981)

Peggy Cooper: Ms. Van Dyke

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Quotes 

• [Over the phone] 

  Ms. Van Dyke : What makes your voice sound so funny?

  The Breather : I'm disguising it.

  Ms. Van Dyke : How?

  The Breather : By talking through a rubber chicken.

  Ms. Van Dyke : I thought it sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken.

• The Breather : [on the phone]  I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.

  Ms. Van Dyke : Did you hang up?

  The Breather : No, I just said "click".

  [then hangs up] 

• Football Coach : Wait a minute. Now, he could be our man. Look at him! Look at him! He's got blood on his hands!

  Malvert the Janitor : No, since accident, Malvert pee red. You know good urologist?

  [phone rings] 

  Ms. Van Dyke : I'll get it. I'm farthest from the phone.

  Miss Mumsley : That makes sense.