Neighbors (1981)
Igors Gavon: Chic
Quotes
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[Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line]
Earl Keese : Hello, Chic? It's Earl.
Chic : Earl! Earl who?
Earl Keese : Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement.
Vic : [makes unintelligible noises]
Chic : What? What did you say?
Vic : [disguising voice] I said blow it out your ass, wimp.
Chic : Is somebody on this line?
Vic : Just you and me, asshole.
Earl Keese : [to Enid] That bastard's on the phone!
Chic : Well you called me, didn't ya?
Earl Keese : Not you!
Vic : Me!
Earl Keese : Get off the line, Vic!
Chic : Who's Vic?
Earl Keese : He lives next door.
Vic : Nobody lives next door, Earl!
Chic : That's right!
Earl Keese : Christ.
Vic : Earl, have you been drinking?
Chic : What the hell is going on?
Earl Keese : Never mind, forget it!
Vic : And don't ever call here again!
[click]