The Munsters' Revenge (1981 TV Movie)

Al Lewis: Grandpa Dracula

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Quotes 

• Grandpa Munster : [adressing the Cave Girl Robot]  Excuse me, my dear, could I interest you in a little bite?

  Herman Munster : Grandpa, she's only a robot. That woman can not talk.

  Grandpa Munster : I know... those are the best kind.

• Eddie Munster : Let me take a picture so I can show the guys in the Bat 'n Ball club just how famous my family really is.

  Grandpa Munster : Bat club? Hey, Eddie, you could get into that kind of a club on my name alone!

  Eddie Munster : Well, I don't know, Grandpa, they don't take just anybody.

  Herman Munster : Eddie, we're just not anybody, son.

  Grandpa Munster : That's right, Eddie, your fathers a little bit of everybody and your grandpa has got some of the best blood in Europe flowing through them veins...

• The Boy : I'll never forget it, that face... there was blood dripping from the fangs.

  Grandpa Munster : That's impossible! I've been on the wagon for over a year.

  Herman Munster : That's right, you can ask 'em down at the B.S.A.

  Chief Boyle : The Boy Scouts of America?

  Grandpa Munster : Blood Suckers Annonymous.

• Grandpa Munster : [locked in a jail cell]  Herman, I have slept in just about every closet and coffin in the world, but this place give me crosstophobia!

• Grandpa Munster : You hear that, Herman, hm? The pride of Transylvania treated like a common criminal. Heh, Well, I'll tell ya, that's enough to drive a man to drink! Hm. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a nice Bloody Mary. Or Dorothy or Emily.

  [cackles] 

• Herman Munster : I don't wanna hear one more word about food until I'm being fed!

  Grandpa Munster : [Grandpa sees a great amount of money being passed from one person to another]  Holy Transylvania, look at that lettuce!

  Herman Munster : What?

  Grandpa Munster : What a load of cabbage!

  Herman Munster : Cabbage?

  Grandpa Munster : I've never seen so much bread!

  Herman Munster : Lettuce, cabbage, bread, Grandpa, you've got a mean streak in you!

• Herman Munster : [disguised as a waitress]  Are my seams straight?

  Grandpa Munster : [also in disguise]  They are... Unfortunately, your legs are crooked.

• Grandpa Munster : [disguised as a waitress]  We're new here.

  Slim : She hasn't been new anywhere in years!

• Grandpa Munster : [trying out his live giving potion on Igor]  Here goes nothing!

  Herman Munster : Cross your fingers...

  Grandpa Munster : Please. No crosses!