Up the Academy (1980)

Hutch Parker: Oliver

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• Major Vaughn Liceman : [15:35]  Holt! Not halt, Holt! Halt, Holt! This letter arrived a couple or three days ago. I just got around to opening it.

  Oliver : You opened my mail?

  Major Vaughn Liceman : You opened my mail, sir!

  Oliver : Yes, sir, that's what I meant, sir. Thank you for correcting me, sir.

  Major Vaughn Liceman : It's from your girlfriend.

  Oliver : Thank you again, sir.

• Ververgaert : [39:22]  Go ahead, Oliver. What happened next? Did you take your clothes off or did she?

  Oliver : I did

  Ververgaert : God damn, all! And then, what? Did you do it on a bed or did you do it on the floor?

  Ike : Come on, Ververgaert, lay off! You act like you never made it with a girl before.

  Ververgaert : Hey I've had my share of quail

• Chooch : [50:57]  That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.

  Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?

  Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?

  Hash : My balls!

  Ike : My soul

  Oliver : My ass

  Ike : Your girl!

  Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?

  Oliver : No

  Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.