Time Bandits (1981)

Jack Purvis: Wally

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• Kevin : I don't understand. What's so special about that map?

  Randall : Well, this map, Kevin, used to belong to the Supreme Being.

  Kevin : You mean you stole it?

  Randall : Oh, no- well, sort of. Y'see, he used to be our employer. He made all the big stuff like Good and Evil, men and women, night and day, and we did trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.

  Kevin : Whew! That's not bad.

  Randall : Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack, just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.

  Kevin : Pink Bunkadoo?

  Randall : Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it, didn't you?

  [Og nods] 

  Randall : Yeah. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible. Well, as a disciplinary measure, we were sent down to the repairs department.

  Kevin : What?

  Randall : [Hushed]  Y'see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of a botch job, you see; we only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in; this is the only map of all the holes! Well, why repair them? Why not use 'em to get stinkin' rich?

  Wally : Yeah, stinkin' rich!

  [Holds up a bottle] 

  Wally : Lads, here's to stinkin' rich!

• Wally : Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?

  Supreme Being : Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...

• [the gang is confronted by Kevin, who they think is the Supreme Being] 

  Randall : Heh heh. We can explain everything, sir. It's not as bad as it looks. We... We just borrows the map and... Sort of got rather happy about it and... Ran off in high spirits.

  [They laugh] 

  Kevin : Who are you?

  Strutter : That's not Him.

  Fidgit : That didn't sound like Him, did it?

  Wally : It doesn't even look like Him!

  Strutter : It isn't him!

  Randall : Let's get him!

  [They all pounce on Kevin] 

  Randall : Strutter, get his torch! Shine it right in the face.

  [Strutter shines the torch full in Randall's face] 

  Randall : His face, dummy!

• Wally : Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten!

  Vermin : You never know until you've eaten it!

• Vermin : [On the deck of the Titanic]  Six more plates of caviar, please. Does anybody else want any?

  Wally : Oh not for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs. Caviar makes me throw up, you know.

  [Randall gives him a look] 

  Wally : Sorry, Randall. Sorry.

• Wally : I'm sorry I killed you, Fidgit!

• Kevin : What are we going to do here?

  Wally : A robbery.

  Kevin : A robbery?

  Fidgit : Of course. We're international criminals. We do robberies!

  Randall : Shut up!

• Robin Hood : You enjoy robbing then?

  Wally : Well it helps pay the rent, Sir.

  Robin Hood : Ha ha ha ha. Jolly good. Ha ha ha.

• Wally : Lads! Here's to stinking rich!

  All : Yeah!

  Fidgit : And to Kevin.

  All : Yeah, Kevin!

  Og : Stinking Kevin.