Simon (1980)
Madeline Kahn: Dr. Cynthia Mallory
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Quotes
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Eric Van Dongen : I designed those antidotes specifically to excite him, to enthrall him, with you.
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : His feelings about me are not based on your little stories I can assure you.
Eric Van Dongen : Oh, really? Well, what are they based on then?
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Something I do with my tongue.
Eric Van Dongen : Cynthia, that's disgusting.
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Yes. That's why it works.
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Dr. Cynthia Mallory : My new book, entitled, "A Comprehensive History of Oral Sex Techniques Illustrated," has already been proclaimed a masterpiece by both Norman Mailer and Bess Myerson and has an advance printing off 100,000 copies.
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Dr. Cynthia Mallory : My husband was a psychiatrist. He specialized in contemporary suicide.
Prof. Simon Mendelssohn : Was a psychiatrist?
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Hmm mm. One day he took a bottle of Seconal and jumped off the roof.
Prof. Simon Mendelssohn : Oh my god, he must have suffered terribly.
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : No. I feel he was probably sleeping by the time he passed the third floor.
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Dr. Carl Becker : Is he resisting you?
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Resisting? Why would he do that? He has the perfect environment, the perfect equipment, the perfect fantasy, the perfect woman.
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Fichandler : Did you get the fluids? Did you get them? Did you get 'em?
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Did you get 'em? Did you get 'em? Did you get 'em?
[gives Fichandler the vials]
Fichandler : Are they fresh?
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : They're fresh.
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Eric Van Dongen : Bitch.
Dr. Cynthia Mallory : Pimp.
