How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980) Poster

(1980)

Richard Benjamin: Albert

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Richard Benjamin and Jessica Lange in How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980) Richard Benjamin and Jessica Lange in How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980) Richard Benjamin and Jessica Lange in How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980)

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  • Albert : Louise, I swear to you there is no money. If you only knew what was going on in that hospital. It's not only the IRS, I'm in deep financial trouble, and I need you to hold me, to hug me, to kiss me, to reassure me that everything isn't as hopeless as it looks.

    Louise : The only thing that is hopeless, Albert is that you're horny 24 hours a day.

  • Albert : [quoting Abraham Lincoln]  You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all."

    Louise : And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight."

    Albert : Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?

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