The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Richard Schaal: Nevans

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• Mrs. Freidman : [Speaking to a crowd of investors in her living room]  Starting tomorrow, today is history...

  Bimbeau : [Overheard speaking to Officer Clark from the kitchen]  HORSESHIT!

  Mrs. Freidman : Um, Nevans, there seems to be some sort of disturbance in the kitchen.

  Nevans : Um, yes, those are members of the Hollywood Police Dept.

  Mrs. Freidman : Oh, well... go take care of it.

  Bimbeau : [heard from the kitchen, screaming at Officer Clark]  BULLSHIT!

  Nevans : I'll go see if I can't get those boys to calm down.

• Mrs. Freidman : [Opens front door to find a bag on fire]  Oh my god! Nevans! Juanita!

  Nevans : I'll take care of it!

  [Steps on the bag finding it contains dog poop] 

  Mrs. Freidman : It's dog shit! IT'S DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR...

  Newbomb Turk : [Calling her from the street]  Oh, Mrs. Freidman.

  Mrs. Freidman : [Notices one of the occupants is mooning her]  I'll kill you! I'll kill you all! Juanita! Juanita, get out here!

• Mrs. Freidman : [toasting with punch]  Well, trick-or-treat!

  Nevans : You're already a treat.

  Mrs. Freidman : You're already a trick!

• Mrs. Freidman : [after the police car hits their car and her husband catches them outside half dressed]  Jack, the strangest thing just happened! We were in the car talking and...

  Nevans : [wearing his jacket on his head]  They knocked my pants off and... I'm going for the police.