Friday the 13th (1980)
Ron Millkie: Officer Dorf
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Quotes
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Officer Dorf : I'm looking for somebody.
Ned : Now, who's that?
Officer Dorf : Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned : [acting silly with the stereotypical Native American headdress on] Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf : I told you to sit on it, Tonto!
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Officer Dorf : You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!
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Ned : [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on] Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...
Officer Dorf : Hey, can it, Cochise.
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Officer Dorf : What you been smoking, boy?
Jack : Smoking? Don't smoke; causes cancer.
Officer Dorf : You know what I mean. What, did you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on. Colombian gold, man. Grass, hash, the weed, dig it?
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Bill : ...This Ralph you're looking for, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf : [oozing disgust] Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling". Then I spend a whole morning in court, while he gets a week in jail.