Coast to Coast (1980)

Robert Blake: Charles Callahan

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Quotes 

• Charles Callahan : [to Madie]  Lady, don't get carried away. Ten miles up the road is a bus station, and that's as far as you go. And between here and there, drippin'.

• Charles Callahan : [to Madie]  You know what cowboys say, you never give your horse a name 'cause you never know when you might have to eat him.

• [last lines] 

  Charles Callahan : [to the repo man]  The keys are in the truck.

  Madie Levrington : And the truck is in the living room!

• Charles Callahan : My nuts are busted!

• Madie Levrington : [babbling on about her husband Benjamin]  The man really tried to convince me that I was crazy. I mean, he made me believe that I was crazy. He took over my mind, he took over my thinking. You know what it's like, have you ever seen one of those horror movies where they saw your head open and they take your brain out and they fill it full of their ideas, and then when they put it back into your head you're not you anymore, you're them, do you know what I mean?

  CB Radio Voice : Hey, how ya doin' good buddies? Keep your eye out now for that blonde beaver.

  Charles Callahan : [quickly turns off the CB]  Uh-oh.

  Madie Levrington : I didn't know beavers were blonde, I thought they were all brown...

  Charles Callahan : Oh, well in this part of the country, they come in all colors.

• Charles Callahan : [after waking up from the sleeper as Madie is driving]  Where the hell are we?

  Madie Levrington : Oklahoma.

  Charles Callahan : How the hell did we get to Oklahoma?

  Madie Levrington : Clutch, shift, release, clutch, shift. Thank you very much.