The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)
Cloris Leachman: Claire
Quotes
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Rev. Michael Hill : How would you like to spice up your life a little?
Claire : Oh, you need a secretary for the Youth Activities Committee?
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Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : [calling over the radio from the room] Phantom Fox.
Claire : Uh, Max and I are watching Freddie Uh Two Fingers' Snooker Parlor, and uh I... expect to be murdered any minute. If that should happen, would somebody please contact Alfredo? He does my hair.
Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Ten-four.
Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [over the radio] Five dames ain't never gonna find no bank. We'll be lucky if they don't get us all killed! If you want me honest opinion, it's a wild duck chase.
Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Who...
[grabbing the radio phone and turning to Reverend Hill]
Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : who is that?
Rev. Michael Hill : [grabs radio phone] Sounds like Delaney Rafferty. Eh, Blarney Stone... the whole idea is that they'd be less suspicious with women following them.
Mrs. Rose Rafferty : I know, I know but I can't drive, Reverend. And you'll never recognize Delaney.
Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [grabs radio phone from Rose. Delaney is dressed up as a woman] Don't use my name, I told ya. If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what! Them guys play for keeps!
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Rev. Michael Hill : Claire, what do you do in your spare time?
Claire : Oh, well, it's just one mad world. Take tonight for instance; I'm going to see Casablanca for the eighth time, and then I'm going to dine on a peanut butter and banana sandwich, and then I will hit the feathers. It's like that every night; frantic.
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Claire : If you lose, does the treasury department give you back your money?
Ticket Giver : [through a head-hole in a walk-up counter] I thought so. Here's your order, lady.
[throws a handfull of flowers at her]
Ticket Giver : And next time, take your business someplace else!
