The Muppet Movie (1979)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Sweetums, Beaker, Fozzie Bear (assistant)
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Statler : I'm Statler.
Waldorf : I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".
Gate Guard : Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.
Statler : Private screening?
Waldorf : Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
[they laugh as their car proceeds forward]
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Mad Man Mooney : Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here!
Sweetums : What? What?
Mad Man Mooney : That's my jack.
Kermit : Oh, hi Jack!
Sweetums : Jack not name! Jack job!
Mad Man Mooney : [whispering] How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?
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Floyd Pepper : [about the Insta-Grow pills] Yeah, man, well, what else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Beaker : Sadly temporary.
[sighs]
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Sweetums : [trying to dash after the others, who are continuing on their way to Hollywood in Fozzie's new car] Hey! Hey, where're you goin'? Hey! Wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! C'mon, guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!
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Janice : Drag city...
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Janice : Oh, wow.
Floyd Pepper : [as he and Janice hug] Oh, my main squeeze knows how to squeeze.
Janice : Really. Oh, Animal.
Animal : WOMAN! WOMAN!
Janice : For sure.
Floyd Pepper : Come on, baby.
Janice : For sure.
Animal : For sure, really. For sure, really.
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Nigel : [laughs] Waddaya think?
Marvin Suggs : Wonderful! It was a wonderful feature! I loved it!
Rowlf the Dog : Great! Great, great show. Huh, Beaker?
Beaker : Oh yeah! Me me me me.
Rowlf the Dog : Yeah, whatever.
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Scooter : Hey, Sam, what'd you think?
Sam the Eagle : It was sick and weird.
Scooter : Glad you liked it.
