The Muppet Movie (1979)

Bruce Kirby: Gate Guard

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Statler : I'm Statler.

  Waldorf : I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".

  Gate Guard : Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.

  Statler : Private screening?

  Waldorf : Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.

  [they laugh as their car proceeds forward]