The Muppet Movie (1979)

Steve Martin: Insolent Waiter

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• Miss Piggy : [gushing]  Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!

  Insolent Waiter : Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.

• Kermit : [asks the waiter to taste the wine for him and Miss Piggy]  Will you taste it for us, please?

  Insolent Waiter : [tastes the wine, makes a face and spits it out]  Ooh! Ah... Excellent - choice.

  Kermit : [to Miss Piggy]  Should be, for ninety-five cents.

  Miss Piggy : [impressed]  Ooooh!

• Kermit : You may serve us now, please.

  Insolent Waiter : Oh... may I?

• Kermit : Oh, waiter...

  Insolent Waiter : [reluctantly]  Yes? May I help you?

  Kermit : The uh, the wine, please.

• Insolent Waiter : Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?

  Kermit : Yeah.

  Insolent Waiter : Phone.

• Insolent Waiter : Miss Piggy? Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?

  Miss Piggy : Yes.

  Insolent Waiter : Telephone.