Animalympics (1980)

René Fromage : [voiceover] I am in training, *always*. In my life, there is no time for women.

[cut to a picture of Fromage; gradually pull back to show he is being *chased* by an amorous cow. Voiceover continues]

René Fromage : It is all, "run-run-run." Because of this, I am "chaste".
Dean Wilson : Dude, they're going all the way!
Bear McLane : Men... this is the face of the enemy. He is vicious. He is ruthless! He will stop at nothing! Now... you all know the game plan. Line up for the face-off. After you take his face off, kick him in the shins. Centering pass to Eggs... Eggs over easy. Goddard shoots. Six spectators injured. Derek checks the goalie. He likes what he sees. He boards the goalie. They fight. The goalie moves out. But first, LeFluke ices the puck. He licks the spoon, shoots, score! Now, let's go get 'em!

Michael Fremer: Henry Hummel, René Fromage, Kit Mambo, Bolt Jenkins, Kurt Wuffner, Dean Wilson, Mele, Count Maurice Boar-Deaux, Jackie Fuelit, Bear McLane, Gui Lafluke, Bjorn Freeborg, Mamo Ululu