Hooper (1978)

Jan-Michael Vincent: Delmore 'Ski' Shidski

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• Max Berns : You guys look like garbage.

  Sonny Hooper : You should see through my eyes, it's metro color.

  Cully : I've just got a little headache. If you think we're bad you should see the guys...!

  Sonny Hooper : [Slaps Cully]  Dont yell in my ear! Jesus Christ.

  [Belches] 

  Cully : [Hears something coming towards them, it's Ski on a motorized skateboard]  What the hell is that? Look what's coming.

  Sonny Hooper : [Covers his ears]  Stop that thing! Shoot it! Kill it!

  Ski : [Holds up a breakfast burrito]  Want some breakfast?

  Sonny Hooper : [Belches]  Oh God, get that circumcised will you.

• Ski : My life is worth more than a piece of film.

  Hooper : I'll tell you EXACTLY what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel!

• Amtrac, SWAT man : [Sonny has smashed the jukebox to get Amtrac's money back]  Well, if you wanted to make somebody look like an asshole, boy, you did! That was you.

  Sonny Hooper : [counting the SWAT guys]  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12... six against twelve!

  Ski : [joins in]  Seven.

  Sonny Hooper : Seven against twelve. Well, that's a little uneven. Looks like you guys'll have to go back to Houston and get some more guys!

• Ski : It was a calculated risk.

  Sonny Hooper : So was the Edsel.

• Ski : What the hell is it about stunt men and their wives and relationships?

  Sonny Hooper : I don't know. It's a little like - it's a little like drinkin' and drivin'. Eventually, there's gonna be a helluva wreck.

• Sonny Hooper : If that happens, there's just one thing to do.

  Ski : What's that?

  Sonny Hooper : Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.