Corvette Summer (1978)
Mark Hamill: Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.
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Quotes
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I drive my first car at nine. I overhaul my first transmission at ten. At thirteen I turn the quarter mile in under 12 seconds...and I wait till now to get laid?
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Exccuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour?
Tico : Fifteen.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : On the interstate. What are ya doing, looking for a contact lens?
Tico : You patties crack me up. Still doin' your speed number, huh?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Well what are you into, miles per gallon?
Tico : Class... we're into class.
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I'll never forget what I saw in there. You were making a dirty movie!
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I want my car - Kootz - ya little shit, ya lost it!
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Vanessa : Hey, know what I got on under here?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Paper towels?
Vanessa : Nothin'. My streaker suit.
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Vanessa : It's not even your car.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : So what, I built it. Look, can we discuss this later after we catch 'em?
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I didn't want no Cokes! Who said I was thirsty?
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Vanessa : Wait a minute. This is a real honor.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : What do you mean?
Vanessa : I'm going to be your first woman.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Oh, no. No. Hey, I've been through this a lot. A whole lot. Really often.
Vanessa : No, you haven't.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Vanessa : Come here. Mama help. I know *just* how you feel. As a matter of fact, there are a lot of moves that I haven't tried yet.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Moves?
Vanessa : Yeah. Maneuvers. Which are gonna be very important in my line of work. You don't mind, do you? Hey, where are you going?
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Mr. McGrath? You a dance moniter? You look like somethin' off the Lawrence Welk Show.
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Mr. Lucky : I tell ya what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pass my lucky streak on to ya.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : A two dollar bill?
Mr. Lucky : Hey, that's what I started with.
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Vanessa : I'm a hooker for Christ sake!
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : A what? What? You mean like a prostitute?
Vanessa : Well, you know, like a - trainee, anyway. I mean, there comes a time when every amateur goes pro.
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Vanessa : I tell you what, you can be my first customer.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Oh, boy. You gotta be kidding.
Vanessa : No. No, I'm not. What do you think I'm worth?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Oh, no. I wouldn't know that.
Vanessa : Take it out. Look what I got here. Name a figure. Make me an offer.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Fifteen dollars?
Vanessa : Fifteen dollars? What do you think I am? An old prune?
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Thanks for picking me up.
Vanessa : Oh, yeah. I thought you were hitchhiking, only you didn't have your thumb out. You want to hitchhike, you gotta stick something out.
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : This is a nice van you got here.
Vanessa : Yeah, really. But you can't tell from up front. Go on back and - check it out.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Nice! Who did the work?
Vanessa : Some friends of mine. You know, in exchange for services rendered.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Services? What kind of services?
Vanessa : You know what I mean.
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Vanessa : If you're going to spend the night, you're going to spend it with me. Comprende amigo?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Oh, sure. I - I'm cool.
Vanessa : So, peel off them duds, sailor, and let me see what you got.
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Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I drive my first car at 9, I overhaul my first transmission at 10, at 13 I turned a quarter-mile in under 12 seconds, and I wait till now to get laid?
[singing]
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Love is a many splendored thing, Ta da da da da...
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Vanessa : What's that?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : It was a kiss. I - I was kissing you.
Vanessa : What do you want to kiss for? Let's screw.
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Vanessa : Look, we got to have some rules around here. You spend the night, you get charged!
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : I never laid a hand on you!
Vanessa : I don't care! You've got a lot of nerve.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : What are you so mad at?
Vanessa : You had your chance. That'll be 20 bucks!
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Would you stop the hooker stuff!
Vanessa : Cough it up! You spent the whole night! It ought to be 40!
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : No way, no way! I didn't do anything!
Vanessa : [opens up the van, pushes Kenny out] You stink! Boy, do I need a pimp!
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : You want money? You got everything I got I give to you!
[gives her a $2 bill]
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. : Full payment for services rendered!
Vanessa : Oh! I hate you!
