Jubilee (1978)

Neil Kennedy: Max

Quotes 

• Max : Ah, the army was a fucking con. It was a way of solving the unemployment problem, before they gave up entirely. You're more likely to die of red tape in the Guard than a bullet.

• Max : Ah, no. Damn it. This carnation's got mildew.

• Viv : What a crazy garden, Max.

  Max : Yeah. I had a bad case of weeds, so I sprayed it all with poison. It looked a bit sad then, so I planted all these plastic petunias.

• Max : Just think. We're sittin' on enough megatons to blast a sunrise into the west and no one's prepared to press the fuckin' button. It's a bleedin' waste. I mean, think what it all cost. I pay my taxes.

• Bingo Lady : Oh, my God! I've won! House!

  Max : The lovely lady in the white hat. Three months' supply of Jubilee knickers. Red, white and blue.

• Max : Okay. Let me get me balls untwisted and away we go.

• Max : God rest Jayne Mansfield.