Desperate Living (1977)

Liz Renay: Muffy St. Jacques

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Quotes 

• Muffy St. Jacques : The press still calls me "The Dog Food Murderess". I can never go back, I couldn't bear the shame!

• Queen Carlotta : [surveying her subjects as they participate in her own self-enforced "Backwards Day"]  Look at those dummies! Hey, moron! You got your clothes on backwards! Ha ha ha! Oh, God, this is fun! Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!

  Shotsie : Ewww, that senile old cunt!

  Mole McHenry : I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens.

  Flipper : I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole!

  Muffy St. Jacques : Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?

• Muffy St. Jacques : [recalling why she ended up on the lam in Mortville]  I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning, but I was married to a man, and I had a baby named Freddy. It was about two years ago, and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party...

• Muffy St. Jacques : [finding her babysitter nude in bed with a boy]  OH MY GOD! What have you done with my baby?

  Babysitter : I don't know; I'm trippin'.

  Muffy St. Jacques : TRIPPUN? Where's Freddy?

  Babysitter : I think I put him in the kitchen!

  Muffy St. Jacques : The KITCHUN? Oh, Freddy!