The Amazing Spider-Man (TV Series)

Spider-Man (1977)

David White: J. Jonah Jameson

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Quotes 

• J. Jonah Jameson : [watching a special news alert on TV]  This is a newspaper story, what are they doing with it?

• J. Jonah Jameson : [about Spider-Man]  What'd he look like?

  Peter Parker : Oh, eh, like... like a spider.

  J. Jonah Jameson : How many legs did he have?

  Peter Parker : Well, two of course, he's a man.

  J. Jonah Jameson : You just said he was a spider. Spider's have got lots of legs.

• J. Jonah Jameson : Congratulations, Captain. Those men whould have flown away if you hadn't called their bluf.

  Captain Barbera : Well, to tell you the truth, eh, I had a little help. That character in the clown suit, eh, he worked out pretty good.

  J. Jonah Jameson : That freak! He ought to be locked up. Running around like a one-man army. I don't know where he came from, but I sure hope he goes back there.

  Captain Barbera : Maybe you're right. People shouldn't interfere with the law. Let the police do that.

  J. Jonah Jameson : Exactly. You men deserve all the credit for this job.

  Captain Barbera : Well, if that's the way you're gonna put it in your paper, how can I stop ya?

  [they laugh and pat each other on the back] 

• Peter Parker : [referring to the mayor]  Sir, would you like me to go and take a picture of him?

  J. Jonah Jameson : Never mind, never mind! We've got enough pictures of the mayor to wallpaper the building!

• J. Jonah Jameson : I can step on a spider. Can I step on him?

• J. Jonah Jameson : It's incredible. How come you're the only one who's able to get pictures of him?

  Peter Parker : Simple. I believe.