Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

Gregorio Sala: Prof. John 'Johnny Longbow' Salinas

Quotes 

• Janet Price : This is a great stew, what's in it?

  Johnny Longbow : Lots of things. Chicken. Corn. Green peppers. Chili.

  [sigh] 

  Johnny Longbow : Onions... well, it's an old recipe around here.

• Johnny Longbow : I don't really know, My guess is that there is some unusual element in this fragment that synchronizes with that larger mass over there and it produces some kind of energy reaction!

• Kathy Nolan : I'm Kathy Nolan.

  [shakes Paul's hand] 

  Paul G. Carlson : Paul. Paul Carlson. Don't tell me you're a student.

  Prof. 'Johnny-longbow' Salina : Miss Nolan is doing a picture story on the religious customs of the tribes around here. Especially my own people. That's why Budd happened to have a ceremonial mask.

  Kathy Nolan : Really my idea. I borrowed the mask from the collection at the reservation to do some mood shots on location out here, but when we were heading back and I saw you, and Professor Salina explained you were a friend, well, I'm afraid the bright idea of using it for a practical joke and getting some shots of your reaction was my idea.

  Paul G. Carlson : Thanks. I'm glad to know.

• Johnny Longbow : I wish I was kidding Mac, I'm not! Now there is an answer and I think I know what it is and it makes me sick to think about it!

• Kathy Nolan : But you're going to kill him with a bow and arrow?

  Johnny Longbow : Not with just any old bow and arrow but with this!

  [shows a bow with a asteroid] 

• Kathy Nolan : Johnny, you can't do it! He's your friend!

  Prof. 'Johnny-longbow' Salina : Paul is not *Paul* anymore!