Lifeguard (I) (1976)
Sam Elliott: Rick
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Quotes
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Wendy : Have you made love with many girls?
Rick Carlson : What, are you writing a book?
[smiles]
Wendy : No, just curious.
[a beat]
Wendy : Have you?
Rick Carlson : Yeah, a few. Have you made love with many boys?
Wendy : Just once. I didn't really like it, though. We didn't really know what we were doing.
Rick Carlson : You got lots of time. A woman doesn't hit her prime till she's thirty.
Wendy : Yeah, by then I wanna be really good at it.
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Chris Randall : Hey, you wanna stop for a beer?
Rick Carlson : Hey man, I'd like to, but I got a little, eh, stewy friend coming in tonight.
Chris Randall : Yeah? Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
Rick Carlson : Yeah. And nurses and secretaries and schoolteachers.
Chris Randall : [laughs] What do they say about schoolteachers?
Rick Carlson : Ah, they make you do it over and over and over again, till you get it right.
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Rick Carlson : What do you do?
Sandy : I work for a doctor in Century City.
Rick Carlson : Oh, are you a nurse?
Sandy : No, a receptionist.
Rick Carlson : Well, what kind of doctor?
Sandy : Gynecologist.
Rick Carlson : [scoffs] I hear there's a lot of openings in that field.
Sandy : Oh, no, actually it took me a long time to find.
Rick Carlson : Then things must be pretty tight.
Sandy : Yeah, they really are.
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Rick Carlson : [at job interview] That blond Adonis image you're talking about, that doesn't fit anymore. There's a lot of training involved. A lot of responsibility. A lot of discipline. I do more P.R. work out on that beach on a summer day than you do in here in a month. But you're right. Saving lives isn't selling cars.
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Rick Carlson : I love to throw bastards like that off my beach.
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Rick Carlson : See that guy in the blue over there?
Chris Randall : The old guy?
Rick Carlson : Yeah. Two ladies complained he was wagging his weenie at them.
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Chris Randall : Hey, what do you do during the winter?
Rick Carlson : Same thing I do during the summer.
Rick Carlson : Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
Rick Carlson : Ah, beats selling encyclopedias.
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Rick Carlson : [speaking of Machine Gun and his pals] Those are the horniest little guys this side of TJ.
Chris Randall : TJ?
Rick Carlson : Tijuana, man
Chris Randall : Hey, why do they call him Machine Gun?
Rick Carlson : I don't know, everybody calls him that. Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.
Chris Randall : [laughst] When I was his age, I thought I held it.
Rick Carlson : Yeah, we all held it. I think he holds it more.