Lifeguard (1976) Poster

(I) (1976)

Sam Elliott: Rick

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  • Wendy : Have you made love with many girls?

    Rick Carlson : What, are you writing a book?

    [smiles] 

    Wendy : No, just curious.

    [a beat] 

    Wendy : Have you?

    Rick Carlson : Yeah, a few. Have you made love with many boys?

    Wendy : Just once. I didn't really like it, though. We didn't really know what we were doing.

    Rick Carlson : You got lots of time. A woman doesn't hit her prime till she's thirty.

    Wendy : Yeah, by then I wanna be really good at it.

  • Chris Randall : Hey, you wanna stop for a beer?

    Rick Carlson : Hey man, I'd like to, but I got a little, eh, stewy friend coming in tonight.

    Chris Randall : Yeah? Is it true what they say about stewardesses?

    Rick Carlson : Yeah. And nurses and secretaries and schoolteachers.

    Chris Randall : [laughs]  What do they say about schoolteachers?

    Rick Carlson : Ah, they make you do it over and over and over again, till you get it right.

  • Rick Carlson : What do you do?

    Sandy : I work for a doctor in Century City.

    Rick Carlson : Oh, are you a nurse?

    Sandy : No, a receptionist.

    Rick Carlson : Well, what kind of doctor?

    Sandy : Gynecologist.

    Rick Carlson : [scoffs]  I hear there's a lot of openings in that field.

    Sandy : Oh, no, actually it took me a long time to find.

    Rick Carlson : Then things must be pretty tight.

    Sandy : Yeah, they really are.

  • Rick Carlson : [at job interview]  That blond Adonis image you're talking about, that doesn't fit anymore. There's a lot of training involved. A lot of responsibility. A lot of discipline. I do more P.R. work out on that beach on a summer day than you do in here in a month. But you're right. Saving lives isn't selling cars.

  • Rick Carlson : I love to throw bastards like that off my beach.

  • Rick Carlson : See that guy in the blue over there?

    Chris Randall : The old guy?

    Rick Carlson : Yeah. Two ladies complained he was wagging his weenie at them.

  • Chris Randall : Hey, what do you do during the winter?

    Rick Carlson : Same thing I do during the summer.

    Rick Carlson : Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?

    Rick Carlson : Ah, beats selling encyclopedias.

  • Rick Carlson : [speaking of Machine Gun and his pals]  Those are the horniest little guys this side of TJ.

    Chris Randall : TJ?

    Rick Carlson : Tijuana, man

    Chris Randall : Hey, why do they call him Machine Gun?

    Rick Carlson : I don't know, everybody calls him that. Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.

    Chris Randall : [laughst]  When I was his age, I thought I held it.

    Rick Carlson : Yeah, we all held it. I think he holds it more.

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