It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown (1976 TV Short)

Greg Felton: Schroeder

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : Look at my pitcher's mound! It's got a tree on it! I can't pitch from there!

  Schroeder : Come on, Charlie Brown, give it a try. Beethoven never gave up.

  [Charlie Brown walks up to the mound in despair] 

  Charlie Brown : Beethoven never had a tree on his piano.

• Charlie Brown : Okay, Schroeder, this is it! You promised to kiss her!

  Schroeder : A promise is a promise.

  [Schroder walks up to home plate reluctantly, covers his eyes and puckers up. When Lucy approaches her, she sees how Schroeder is not up to the idea] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Forget it! If that's the only way I'll ever get you to kiss me, forget it!

  [walks back to the bench] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Another victory for women's lib!

• Schroeder : No problem. She's never hit the ball out of the infield in her life.

  Charlie Brown : C'mon, Lucy! You can do it! If you hit a home run, maybe we'll *all* give you a kiss!

  [Snoopy smiles at Lucy] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Bleah!

• Charlie Brown : We need a run! We need a run!

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, manager, what'll you give me if I hit a home run?

  Schroeder : A home run? You've never hit the ball out of the infield in your life!

  Lucy van Pelt : If I hit a home run, Schroeder, will you give me a kiss?

  Schroeder : If you hit a home run, I'll meet you at home plate and give you the biggest kiss you've ever had!

  Lucy van Pelt : INCENTIVE!