It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown (1976 TV Short)

Stuart Brotman: Peppermint Patty

Quotes 

• Peppermint Patty : You know what I don't understand, Chuck? I don't understand love.

  Charlie Brown : Who does?

  Peppermint Patty : Explain love to me, Chuck.

  Charlie Brown : I can recommend a book, or a painting, or a song, or a poem, but I can't explain love.

  Peppermint Patty : Try, Chuck! Try to explain love.

  Charlie Brown : Well, say I happen to see this cute little girl walk by, and I...

  Peppermint Patty : Why does she have to be cute, Chuck? Huh? Can't someone fall in love with a girl who isn't cute, and has freckles and a big nose? EXPLAIN *THAT*, CHUCK!

  Charlie Brown : Well, maybe you're right. Let's just say, then, that I happen to see this girl walk by who has a great big nose and...

  Peppermint Patty : I DIDN'T SAY A GREAT BIG NOSE, CHUCK!

  Charlie Brown : You not only can't explain love. Actually, you can't even talk about it.

• Peppermint Patty : Hey, what's all this? You starting a victory garden, Chuck? You've got everything but sheep and cattle, Charlie Brown!

  Snoopy : Moooooooooo!

• [last lines] 

  Charlie Brown : I wonder if I'll ever win at anything.

  Peppermint Patty : Well, at least you got a baseball field named after you, Chuck. And it's got all those pretty trees and plants. Happy Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!

• Peppermint Patty : Have you seen our baseball schedule for the new season, Chuck? My team plays your team twelve times. We slaughter you twice in April, smash you three times in May, ruin you twice in June, murder you three times in July, annihilate you four times in August and destroy you altogether in September!

  Charlie Brown : My stomach hurts.