Don's Party (1976)

Harold Hopkins: Cooley

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Quotes 

• Cooley : Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw?

  Don Henderson : He used to say "fuck."

  Kerry : Any particular reason for the change?

  Cooley : Yeah, I get more fucks when I say "screw."

• Cooley : [to Mack]  Your wife, mate... your wife is one of the great bourgeois monsters of our time!

• Cooley : No, no, actually, actually to be more accurate it was more of a dribble, because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days, the old thing didn't have anything solid to come to grips with.

• Cooley : I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if you hit me. I'll sue you for assault. I'm a lawyer.

  Evan : I'm gonna smash your bloody teeth in.

• Cooley : Woo hoo. Talk about coitus interruptus.

• [repeated line] 

  Cooley : Shit!