Carry on England (1976)

Julian Holloway: Major Butcher

Quotes 

• [Major Butcher is called in to deal with some friction burns to Capt. S. Melly's bottom] 

  Maj. Butcher : That's quite a nasty friction burn you have there. What you been doing, eh? Arsing about?

• Maj. Butcher : A drop of calamine will soon get to the bottom of this.