Smile (1975)

Dick McGarvin: Ted Farley

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• Ted Farley : Isn't she lovely? Aren't they all lovely? Isn't everyone lovely?

• Ted Farley : [Having overheard his story about the girl with the wooden foot]  That was really a beautiful story. Listen, I have a syndicated radio show heard in four states. I'm always looking for inspirational youth stories. Do you mind if I use that?

  Tommy French : Be my guest... But it's total bullshit.

• Ted Farley : [watching the Young Miss contestants perform a big dance number on stage]  You know something? You did a hell of a job.

  Tommy French : [cynically]  I took a bunch of nice high-school kids, and turned them into Vegas showgirls.