Bob Dishy: Jordan Oliver
Quotes
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Jordan Oliver : [On the couch, speaking to his psychiatrist] And if I told you I was going to kill my wife, you wouldn't call the police?
Dr. deHart : I would not call the police, correct. I would let you kill her, and then we would talk about it at the next session.
Jordan Oliver : And if I were to kill myself?
Dr. deHart : Ach, that would be a different question. You would not be able to talk about it at the next session. Besides, it is a much healthier thing to kill one's wife than to kill oneself.
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Doctor Binay : [When asked if he murdered Clarice] I can't remember!
Nurse Dagon : My master speaks the truth! He practices brain surgery and it can affect the memory.
Jordan Oliver : How can brain surgery affect the memory?
Doctor Binay : I practice on my own brain!
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Jordan Oliver : [after plummeting several stories because somebody cut their bedsheet rope] Oh, oooh... it's because of people like that our Blue Cross rates are going up.
Bobo : It's a good thing the ground was here to break our fall.
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Jordan Oliver : Is this a Chinese restaurant?
Mexican Waiter : Si, senor.
