Quotes
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Francine : Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
Columbo : Could you explain this?
[indicating a piece of art]
Francine : Well, - heh - you see, we don't explain art. I mean, that's just sort of something you feel. Well, you see, you look at a picture or a piece of sculpture and it either does something for you or it doesn't. Y'know?
Columbo : Uh huh. This doesn't do anything for me.
Francine : That's too bad.