Columbo (TV Series)

Identity Crisis (1975)

Leslie Nielsen: A.J. Henderson

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• Nelson Brenner : Colorado is a river.

  Geronimo/A.J. Henderson : Geronimo is an Indian.

  Nelson Brenner : There is no beach like a long beach, an amusement park.

  Geronimo/A.J. Henderson : When?

  Nelson Brenner : In two hours.

• Geronimo/A.J. Henderson : Double-agents don't go broke. They die sometimes but they don't go broke.

  Nelson Brenner : Oh, come along now. That theory about my being a double agent? Now, you know there's no fact in it.

  Geronimo/A.J. Henderson : The agency doesn't deal in facts, only in rumors, and I have a lot more than rumors, Nelson.

• Geronimo/A.J. Henderson : [Entering the amusement pier]  There'd'b more privacy on a freeway.

  Nelson Brenner : Oh, I don't know. Wasn't it you that said you should never have a clandestine meeting in a clandestine place? Besides which, I've always had a certain perverse affection for amusement parks.