Memorable quotes for
"Welcome Back, Kotter" (1975) More at IMDb Pro »

Arnold Horshack: [frequent introduction] Hellooohhhh. How are ya? I am Arnold HorshAAAAAck.

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Arnold Horshack: [whenever he raises his hand] OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH!

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Arnold Horshack: [gets on Epstein's case about his "notes from his mother"] "Please excuse Juan for being a sheephead." Signed: "Epstein's mother's veterinarian".

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[repeated line]
Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!

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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Hey! Up your nose with a rubber hoses!
Squiggy: Yeah? Well, up your gizzard with a rubber lizard!

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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: I'm so confused.

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Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hi there.

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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: What? Where?

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[when Arnold became a cult member]
Arnold Horshack: What is? is. What was? will be. What will be *was*, but will be again.

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Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hey, Mr. Kot-tair!

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Mr. Michael Woodman: Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating.

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Gabe Kotter: Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Max?

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Gabe Kotter: You know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to put a window over there.
[points to the door]
Gabe Kotter: And a door over there.
[points to the window]
Gabe Kotter: So then you'll come in through the door!

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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: [brainstorming ideas to raise money to save their class] We could have a casino night.
Gabe Kotter: Gambling in school? Do you realize the odds are almost 5 to 1 against that happening?
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: I'll take that bet.

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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Love means never having to hear i'm pregnant

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