Al Franken: Various, Self, Stuart Smalley, Announcer, Henry Kissinger, Patron, Barry, Caveman, Dancer, Guest, Pong Player, Sketch Announcer, Soldier, 'Love Toilet' announcer, Al Goldstein, Bartender, Bee, Ben Wasserman, Brad Gunderic, Buzz, Caller, Camper, Cardinal, Chuck Upjohn, Cook, Crowd Member, Customer, Delivery Man, Dr. Alan S. Franken, Driver, Elija, Extra, George Jessel, Guard, Hunter, ICM Narrator, Jewish Warrior, Joe Daddy, Judge, Lab Technician, Lester Crackfield, Lex Luthor, Lyndon LaRouche, Martian, McSooshi Announcer, Motorist, Mourner (segment 'Wrigley's'), Mr. Arkansas, Narrator: Big Ball of Sports, Passenger, Passerby, Pat Robertson, Paul Tsongas, Pete Tagliani, Phone Technician, Pinklisting Narrator, Player on the Left (segment "Pong"), Pong Player #1, Pong Player on the Right, Psycho Mutant, Ranger, Ray Floyd, René, Rod M, Roman, Ron Ziegler, Russian Translator, Self - Special Guest, Self - Writer, Self - backstage, Sen. Paul Simon, Shipmate, Sketch Narrator, Student, The Life of Vlad the Impalere announcer, Togg, Townsperson, Traveler, Two Mile Player, Voice of Senator, Wanderer, Worker, Zaktu