The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974 TV Movie)

Dick Shawn: Snow Miser

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• Snow Miser : So, Mrs. C., how's your hubby?

  Mrs. Santa : Not too good, Snowy, he's got a bad cold.

  Snow Miser : Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to see me, I'd've given him a good one! HO HA HO... a little chilly humor, there.

• Snow Miser : Don't be such a stranger! Come around with your husband, we'll have a blizzard! Ha ha ha ha!

• Snow Miser's Men : He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. He's Mr. Icicle, he's Mister 10 below.

  Snow Miser : Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.

• Mrs. Santa : No fighting, you two.

  Snow Miser : Well, if I can't have any fun I might as well leave.