It's a Mystery, Charlie Brown (1974 TV Short)

Stephen Shea: Linus

Quotes 

• Linus : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When there is a mystery, in Snoopy we trust.

• Linus : Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Snoopy will find it, and find it he must.

  Snoopy : [holding up a broom straw]  Aha!

  Lucy : That's a broom straw. So what?

• Linus : Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. The proof of the pudding is under the crust.

  Lucy : AAAUGH!

• Lucy : Stenographer, please read back the plaintiff's last statement.

  Linus : Uh...

  [looks over his notes] 

  Linus : Uh... actually, I just got past the "oyez, oyez" and, uh... What came after "oyez"?

  Lucy : Good grief.