The Groove Tube (1974)

Richard Belzer: Rodriguez, Leo Batfish, The President, The Hooker

Quotes 

• Hooker : Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.

• Rodriguez : [having swallowed a large amount of marijuana in order to evade the police]  Do you know we just ate enough shit to kill a fucking army?

• The President : I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE FUCKIN' PRESIDENT!