**SPOILERS*** Very strange and unusual Columbo Mystery with the L.A detective totally overlooking very obvious clues in order to solve the case. We see Col. Rumford, Partrick McGoohan, the commandant of the military academy at the beginning of the movie going through the motions in fixing the shell that's to be fired off that morning on "Founders Day" by the chairman of the board of the academy William Haynes, Tom Simcox.
Haynes and Col. Rumford had been bitter enemies since Haynes was a cadet at the academy with Col. Rumford running it and running him into the ground in trying, unsuccessfully, to mold Haynes into a soldier. Now grown up in charge and looking into the future Haynes wants to turn the all male spic and polish military academy into a free wheeling anything goes co-ed collage. This has the traditionally minded Col. Rumford foaming from the mouth.
Obviously not all there upstairs Col. Rumford goes about murdering Haynes in such a distinctive way that even an armature could have found out who killed him within the first fifteen minutes. Yet it took the great Lt. Columbo, Peter Falk,the entire length of the movie to solve it. On top of that Columbo totally overlooking the most incriminating clue that would have nailed the crazed colonel, pieces of C-4 explosives, that killed Haynes when he set off the cannon, all over the parade grounds.
Columbo just glanced over the very incriminating C-4 evidence and instead of zeroing in on it, with Col. Rumford being only one of three persons in the academy who could get his hands on it, went on a wild goose chase. Columbo goes after Col. Rumpford's boodle boy Cadet Miller, Robert Clotworthy, and cadet Springer,March Wheeler. The two suspects in no way could have gotten their hands on the C-4 explosives and stuffed it in the barrel of Old Thunder.
Col. Rumford himself acted like he wanted to be caught right at the beginning of the movie by him dressing up in his parade uniform and walking down to "Old Thunder" and stuffing the cannon with his deadly concoction right in the middle of the parade grounds! It had to be a miracle that would rival those in the bible that absolutely nobody of the some 1,200 cadets and instructors saw Col.Rumford do it!
The colonel in his warped mind, while in the act of committing a cold blooded murder, noticed that the boy's in the barracks notably cadet Morgan (Bruno Kirby) were brewing moonshine, or alcohol laced cider. That lead to him having the barracks, or dorm rooms, inspected which in return lead to Lt. Columbo figuring out that the somewhat unstable Col. Rumford did it, killed William Haynes.
Col. Rumford admitting that he was at the parade grounds, at the very moment he was stuffing the cannon, when at the very same time he was fast asleep in his quarters, a physical impossibility proved that he was lying, lying to cover up his murder of Haynes. Lt. Columbo in what should have been an open and shut case in effect made it out to be one of the most brain-twisting and mind-bending, due to his own convoluted actions in solving it, murder cases that Lt. Columbo was ever on.
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