Blazing Saddles (1974)

John Hillerman: Howard Johnson

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• Howard Johnson : [reading]  As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...

  [looks up and sees Bart] 

  Howard Johnson : ...nigger.

• Bart : Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours, that's all I ask.

  Townspeople : [in unison]  No!

  Bart : You'd do it for Randolph Scott.

  Townspeople : [reverently]  Randolph Scott...

  Townspeople : [singing in the fashion of a church choir]  *Randolph Scott!*

  Howard Johnson : All right, Sheriff. Twenty-four hours.

• Bart : Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?

  Howard Johnson : We don't care if it's the first act of "Henry V," we're leaving!

• Rev. Johnson : Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order".

  Howard Johnson : [smugly]  Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

  Olson Johnson : Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

• Howard Johnson : [46:08]  They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

  Olson Johnson : Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!

• Howard Johnson : Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past.

  Olson Johnson : Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!