Blazing Saddles (1974)

George Furth: Van Johnson

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• Bart : [watching Mongo's rampage]  I don't know what it is.

  [Van Johnson bursts into the office] 

  Van Johnson : Sheriff! Mongo's back! He's...

  [realizes Bart is on the opposite side of the room, and turns around] 

  Van Johnson : Sheriff! Mongo's back! He's breaking up the whole town! You've got to help us, please!

  Bart : Did you hear that? Now it's "please". This morning, I couldn't get the time of day. Who is this Mongo, anyway?

  Jim : Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what".

  Van Johnson : What he said.

  Bart : Well, now, I don't know...

  Van Johnson : Oh, thank you, Sheriff! Oh, thank you very much! Thank you!

  [runs to the door and flings it open] 

  Van Johnson : [shouting]  The fool's going to... I mean, the sheriff's going to do it!