Blazing Saddles (1974)

Richard Collier: Dr. Sam Johnson

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Quotes 

• [the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] 

  Bart : [low voice]  Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!

  Olson Johnson : Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

  Dr. Sam Johnson : Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!

  Bart : [low voice]  Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!

  Bart : [high-pitched voice]  Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!

  [townspeople drop their guns; Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station] 

  Harriet Johnson : Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

  Dr. Sam Johnson : Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!

  Bart : [high-pitched voice]  Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

  Bart : [low voice]  Shut up!

  [Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office] 

  Bart : Ooh, baby, you are so talented!

  [looks into the camera] 

  Bart : And they are so *dumb*!

• [Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town] 

  Gabby Johnson : Hey! The sheriff's a nig...

  [clock bell chimes] 

  Harriet Johnson : What did he say?

  Dr. Sam Johnson : He said the sheriff's near.

  Gabby Johnson : No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig...

  [clock bell chimes again]