Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974–1975)

Simon Oakland: Tony Vincenzo

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• Carl Kolchak : [about Updyke]  He's persona non grata down the library.

  Tony Vincenzo : He's what?

  Carl Kolchak : Yeah, yeah. You see, he, he takes books out. He's got half the books in the library out and they're all over due. As a matter of fact, they've got a warrant out for his arrest.

  Tony Vincenzo : Well, that's not like Ron.

  Carl Kolchak : Oh, I know. I know. I was terribly disturbed about it when I heard it. I don't know, it must be some kind of er, deep-seated illness, a compulsion of sorts, a Biblio... philiac.

• Tony Vincenzo : Your angle on the hospital dedication, Karl. How did you come up with it?

  Carl Kolchak : Oh, a little research and, er, imagination.

  Tony Vincenzo : Some angle. Two pages condemning the lack of geriatric facilities.

  [pointing to Emily] 

  Tony Vincenzo : What did you promise her this time, orthopedic glitter boots?

• Tony Vincenzo : [as Carl scurries out of the office.]  Kolchak! KOLCHAK!