- Tara B. True: They kid me about being the prude of the airlines. But, with my shape and measurements, I don't dare wear my uniform form-fitting. I did once, and even the automatic pilot made a pass at me.
- Young Policeman: Isn't this illegal search and seizure, and illegal entry without a warrant?
- Old Policeman: You watch too much television.
- Johnny: You're something else, woman, and that's no lie.
- Tara B. True: The only place there's no lies between a man and a woman is in bed.
- Johnny: Get yourself ready for some truth.
- Tara B. True: A little truth does go a long way.
- Tara B. True: I never was a superpatriot, but there comes a time when you have to lie down and be counted.
- Tara B. True: You old pervert! What would your mother say?
- Igor Smith: My ma? Let's ask her.
- [calling upstairs]
- Igor Smith: Hey ma, we got another one!
- Ma: [Off camera] That's a good boy, sonny. Don't fight!