13 out of 15 people found the following comment useful :- if Benny Hill were Italian, 28 January 2004
Author:
goblinhairedguy from Montreal
This very old-fashioned slapstick comedy is like a feature-length Benny Hill
skit -- full of grotesques, lame pratfalls, and gorgeous, teasing, undraped
females. Its singular claim to fame is the presence of two top Eurotrash
starlets in featured roles, both in their prime and both displaying their
assets throughout the picture, including one lengthy slow-motion run through
the fields for Edwige. As usual, Fenech shows lots of personality and
humour, while Shubert's icy appeal was definitely more suited to her later
hardcore roles. The denouement, in which the boys get their just deserts, is
actually quite funny. There's really no need for dubbing or subtitles on
this one.
7 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :- Another goofy Edwige Fenech sex comedy, 26 March 2007
Author:
lazarillo
A sex-starved knight returns from war and gets in a feud with the local
miller, which both men try to resolve by attempting to seduce the
other's wife (played respectively by Edwige Fenech and Karin Schubert).
They are stopped, partly by a pair of locked steel chastity belts, but
mostly by their own stupidity, as these contraptions certainly don't
prevent practically every other man in town--the local stud, the
lecherous priest, the horny doctor, and the crafty locksmith--from
cuckolding them both repeatedly.
This period sex comedy was no doubt inspired partly by the German sex
comedies lead Edwige Fenech had earlier appeared in, but mostly by "The
Decameron" (probably the hit Passolini movie more than the classic
Boccacio book). Owing to the "Decameron" influence, it's more pointed
and satirical and thus little better than the moronic German
movies--and the version I saw had the benefit of having subtitles
instead of being clumsily dubbed into English by the usual gang of
idiots. Still it's pretty tame. There is a lot of nudity, but it's all
above the waist (fortunately, Fenech, Schubert, and their other female
co-star Gabriella Giorgelli were all pretty impressive in that
department).
Still it's a pretty slight movie--the most interesting thing about is
the extras on the new DVD: There is a bizarre and trippy psychedelic
montage of all Fenech's boob-bouncing nude scenes from the movie (which
might save the weasel-milkers out there some time). There's some
Italian trailers from Fenech's various "Sexy Schoolteacher" movies
(which look even dumber than this one). And there is a strange excerpt
from a longer interview with the still gorgeous Fenech where she gushes
over Quentin Tarantino, which is not only ironic but kind of irrelevant
here since this is probably the one genre of films she appeared in that
ole Q.T. has not ripped off yet. (Give him time though). This is
definitely worth a look for Edwige Fenech stalkers and Bocaccio
completists, but for anyone else, well. . .
3 out of 4 people found the following comment useful :- the film really does have a certain charm, 17 January 2007
Author:
christopher-underwood from Greenwich - London
First of all I have to confess that for me this film would be worth it
just for the title and the presence of Edwige Fenech.
Surprise, surprise though, the film really does have a certain charm as
well as lots of nakedness, perhaps a little too much male incompetence
and tomfoolery but is actually very amusing and sometimes very funny.
Both the actions and dialogue are effective and because I knew that the
central theme included wives in chastity belts I did fear there might
be rather protracted unfunny bits alluding to this, but no.
Well worth a watch and now I want to see more of these Canterbury Tales
spin-offs.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- Perfection of Perfections, 6 July 2007
Author:
ferbs54 from United States
Edwige Fenech is popularly known as the "Queen of Giallo," and watching
her in the seven wonderful gialli DVDs available here in the U.S.
(well, six really, plus one crime drama--1973's "Secrets of a Call
Girl") was the high point of my film viewing in 2006. What a happy day
for me, then, when I heard that the fine folks at No Shame had recently
released two more Edwige titles. Ms. Fenech is also, astonishingly, the
so-called "Queen of Italian Sex Comedies," and "Ubalda, All Naked and
Warm" (1972) amply demonstrates why. She is both wickedly funny and
(need it even be said?) amazingly beautiful in this film, and turns
what is in essence a silly medieval sex farce into something truly
special. The story here centers around a doofus knight named Olimpio
(picture a melding of Jerry Lewis and Roberto Benigni!) who returns to
his village (the aptly named Watch-the-Hole) after six months of war
and is reunited with his hotty blonde wife, who's been fooling around
despite being "locked" in a chastity belt. Olimpio is soon smitten by
the similarly encumbered wife of his enemy, the miller, played by our
Edwige. Both men devise all sorts of amusing schemes to get the other's
wife out of her "iron panties," and much of the antics that ensue,
despite the silliness, are pretty funny. But that Edwige...OMG! Whether
running seminaked (and warm) through a sunlit field, stripping for an
aged doctor or rolling around with any number of cuckolders, this
spectacular Eurobabe does not disappoint. At one point in the film she
is referred to as "perfection of perfections," and not too many men, I
have a feeling, would care to disagree. The fine-looking DVD that I
just watched also features many Edwige extras; I could watch the
three-minute one entitled "Edwige's Groovy Sexadelic Reel" every day
for the rest of my life. She's just that scrumptious.
4 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :- Another stupid but fun Italian sex comedy!, 14 February 2007
Author:
The_Void from Beverley Hills, England
Even though this sort of thing is cheesy and incredibly silly - it does
have to be said that Italians have a great sense of humour, and
certainly know how to put together a good sex comedy! Naturally, my
main reason for seeing this film was the presence of the stunningly
beautiful Edwige Fenech, and even though we never get to see her
completely naked; the lovely miss Fenech never disappoints, and
certainly makes an imposing presence on the film once she appears. It
would appear that director Mariano Laurenti knew what the film's main
selling point is, and as such makes the audience wait almost half an
hour before Fenech finally appears, but she's always worth the wait.
The plot focuses on two feuding neighbours; Olimpio, a knight and
Oderisi, a miller. Both have beautiful wives, and both have opted to
keep them under lock and key with a chastity belt. However, when going
to see Oderisi one day, Olimpio sees his wife, Lady Ubalda, for the
first time and decides he will do his utmost to have her. However, upon
learning of this; Oderisi decides to take revenge.
The film is set in the past (it's not really clear when), and this
provides one of the film's biggest jokes. The sets and the costumes
look like they cost a fistful of lire to put together and it are clear
that nobody really cared much about the setting. The jokes are mostly
very childish and revolve around sex, although there's also a lot of
slapstick humour and various other gags to keep things going. Edwige
Fenech is reunited with her Giovannona co-star Pippo Franco who,
despite being somewhat annoying, is actually really funny and provides
a decent lead man role. The other lady is Karin Schubert, who's not as
beautiful as Edwige, but provides good support along with Umberto
D'Orsi. The film is not exactly a masterpiece of plotting, but it flows
well at least and never dries up to the extent of becoming boring. The
music is amusing also and certainly fits the style of the film. Sex
comedies aren't my favourite type of Italian movie, but the handful
that I've seen have been really good and Ubalda more than lived up to
my expectations. Definitely worth seeing!
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13 out of 15 people found the following comment useful :-

if Benny Hill were Italian, 28 January 2004
Author: goblinhairedguy from Montreal
This very old-fashioned slapstick comedy is like a feature-length Benny Hill skit -- full of grotesques, lame pratfalls, and gorgeous, teasing, undraped females. Its singular claim to fame is the presence of two top Eurotrash starlets in featured roles, both in their prime and both displaying their assets throughout the picture, including one lengthy slow-motion run through the fields for Edwige. As usual, Fenech shows lots of personality and humour, while Shubert's icy appeal was definitely more suited to her later hardcore roles. The denouement, in which the boys get their just deserts, is actually quite funny. There's really no need for dubbing or subtitles on this one.
7 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :-
Another goofy Edwige Fenech sex comedy, 26 March 2007
Author: lazarillo
A sex-starved knight returns from war and gets in a feud with the local miller, which both men try to resolve by attempting to seduce the other's wife (played respectively by Edwige Fenech and Karin Schubert). They are stopped, partly by a pair of locked steel chastity belts, but mostly by their own stupidity, as these contraptions certainly don't prevent practically every other man in town--the local stud, the lecherous priest, the horny doctor, and the crafty locksmith--from cuckolding them both repeatedly.
This period sex comedy was no doubt inspired partly by the German sex comedies lead Edwige Fenech had earlier appeared in, but mostly by "The Decameron" (probably the hit Passolini movie more than the classic Boccacio book). Owing to the "Decameron" influence, it's more pointed and satirical and thus little better than the moronic German movies--and the version I saw had the benefit of having subtitles instead of being clumsily dubbed into English by the usual gang of idiots. Still it's pretty tame. There is a lot of nudity, but it's all above the waist (fortunately, Fenech, Schubert, and their other female co-star Gabriella Giorgelli were all pretty impressive in that department).
Still it's a pretty slight movie--the most interesting thing about is the extras on the new DVD: There is a bizarre and trippy psychedelic montage of all Fenech's boob-bouncing nude scenes from the movie (which might save the weasel-milkers out there some time). There's some Italian trailers from Fenech's various "Sexy Schoolteacher" movies (which look even dumber than this one). And there is a strange excerpt from a longer interview with the still gorgeous Fenech where she gushes over Quentin Tarantino, which is not only ironic but kind of irrelevant here since this is probably the one genre of films she appeared in that ole Q.T. has not ripped off yet. (Give him time though). This is definitely worth a look for Edwige Fenech stalkers and Bocaccio completists, but for anyone else, well. . .
3 out of 4 people found the following comment useful :-

the film really does have a certain charm, 17 January 2007
Author: christopher-underwood from Greenwich - London
First of all I have to confess that for me this film would be worth it just for the title and the presence of Edwige Fenech.
Surprise, surprise though, the film really does have a certain charm as well as lots of nakedness, perhaps a little too much male incompetence and tomfoolery but is actually very amusing and sometimes very funny.
Both the actions and dialogue are effective and because I knew that the central theme included wives in chastity belts I did fear there might be rather protracted unfunny bits alluding to this, but no.
Well worth a watch and now I want to see more of these Canterbury Tales spin-offs.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

Perfection of Perfections, 6 July 2007
Author: ferbs54 from United States
Edwige Fenech is popularly known as the "Queen of Giallo," and watching her in the seven wonderful gialli DVDs available here in the U.S. (well, six really, plus one crime drama--1973's "Secrets of a Call Girl") was the high point of my film viewing in 2006. What a happy day for me, then, when I heard that the fine folks at No Shame had recently released two more Edwige titles. Ms. Fenech is also, astonishingly, the so-called "Queen of Italian Sex Comedies," and "Ubalda, All Naked and Warm" (1972) amply demonstrates why. She is both wickedly funny and (need it even be said?) amazingly beautiful in this film, and turns what is in essence a silly medieval sex farce into something truly special. The story here centers around a doofus knight named Olimpio (picture a melding of Jerry Lewis and Roberto Benigni!) who returns to his village (the aptly named Watch-the-Hole) after six months of war and is reunited with his hotty blonde wife, who's been fooling around despite being "locked" in a chastity belt. Olimpio is soon smitten by the similarly encumbered wife of his enemy, the miller, played by our Edwige. Both men devise all sorts of amusing schemes to get the other's wife out of her "iron panties," and much of the antics that ensue, despite the silliness, are pretty funny. But that Edwige...OMG! Whether running seminaked (and warm) through a sunlit field, stripping for an aged doctor or rolling around with any number of cuckolders, this spectacular Eurobabe does not disappoint. At one point in the film she is referred to as "perfection of perfections," and not too many men, I have a feeling, would care to disagree. The fine-looking DVD that I just watched also features many Edwige extras; I could watch the three-minute one entitled "Edwige's Groovy Sexadelic Reel" every day for the rest of my life. She's just that scrumptious.
4 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :-

Another stupid but fun Italian sex comedy!, 14 February 2007
Author: The_Void from Beverley Hills, England
Even though this sort of thing is cheesy and incredibly silly - it does have to be said that Italians have a great sense of humour, and certainly know how to put together a good sex comedy! Naturally, my main reason for seeing this film was the presence of the stunningly beautiful Edwige Fenech, and even though we never get to see her completely naked; the lovely miss Fenech never disappoints, and certainly makes an imposing presence on the film once she appears. It would appear that director Mariano Laurenti knew what the film's main selling point is, and as such makes the audience wait almost half an hour before Fenech finally appears, but she's always worth the wait. The plot focuses on two feuding neighbours; Olimpio, a knight and Oderisi, a miller. Both have beautiful wives, and both have opted to keep them under lock and key with a chastity belt. However, when going to see Oderisi one day, Olimpio sees his wife, Lady Ubalda, for the first time and decides he will do his utmost to have her. However, upon learning of this; Oderisi decides to take revenge.
The film is set in the past (it's not really clear when), and this provides one of the film's biggest jokes. The sets and the costumes look like they cost a fistful of lire to put together and it are clear that nobody really cared much about the setting. The jokes are mostly very childish and revolve around sex, although there's also a lot of slapstick humour and various other gags to keep things going. Edwige Fenech is reunited with her Giovannona co-star Pippo Franco who, despite being somewhat annoying, is actually really funny and provides a decent lead man role. The other lady is Karin Schubert, who's not as beautiful as Edwige, but provides good support along with Umberto D'Orsi. The film is not exactly a masterpiece of plotting, but it flows well at least and never dries up to the extent of becoming boring. The music is amusing also and certainly fits the style of the film. Sex comedies aren't my favourite type of Italian movie, but the handful that I've seen have been really good and Ubalda more than lived up to my expectations. Definitely worth seeing!
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