Not Now Darling (1973)

Leslie Phillips: 'Bodley', Gilbert Bodley

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Quotes 

• Arnold Crouch : Thank heavens you've arrived, Mr. Bodley, I've been driven out of my mind.

  Gilbert Bodley : That must have been a very quick trip.

• Arnold Crouch : Mr. Bodley. How can you when your wife's away?

  Gilbert Bodley : How can I when she isn't?

  Arnold Crouch : Mrs. Bodley would be appalled if she knew as much as I know.

  Gilbert Bodley : She'd also be very stupid.

• Arnold Crouch : 'Every man to his trade', that's what my grandfather was always saying.

  Gilbert Bodley : Oh, how very tedious for your grandmother.

• Arnold Crouch : I would like to say, here and now...

  Gilbert Bodley : And you said them very nicely, too.

• Janie McMichael : Miss Tipdale, have you got my underwear?

  Miss Tipdale : I'm afraid not.

  Gilbert Bodley : What are you doing, knitting them?

• Gilbert Bodley : [about Crouch]  You must forgive him, you know, he's been laboring under a severe handicap for some time.

  Harry McMichael : Really? What's that?

  Gilbert Bodley : His brain.

• Gilbert Bodley : I'm sorry to have to tell you, but your husband and my wife are unfaithful.

  Janie McMichael : With whom?

  Arnold Crouch : His wife and your husband.

• Miss Tipdale : [Bodley has offered Crouch a better position in the firm]  Oh Mr Bodly, you won't regret it, I've always thought he had a big potential.

  Arnold Crouch : And I'll prove it.

  Gilbert Bodley : Yeah, but not now old man.