Godspell (1973)
Victor Garber: Jesus
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Quotes
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Jesus : Now, how can you take a speck of sawdust out of your brother's eye when all the time there's this great plank in your own?
Judas : I don't know. How can you take a speck of sawdust out of your brother's eye when all the time there's this great plank in your own?
Jesus : You hypocrite!
Judas : [confused cry of alarm] Wha-ha?
Jesus : First you take the plank out of your own eye so you can see clearly to take the speck of sawdust out of your brother's!
Judas : Wait a minute! That's no answer to the question!
Jesus : Did I promise you an answer to the question?
Judas : Ah... No.
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Jesus : Consider the lilies of the field. They don't work. They don't spin. Yet I tell you - Solomon in all his splendor was not attired like one of these. Now, if that's how God clothes the grass, which is here today, and tomorrow is thrown unto the fire, will He not all the more clothe *you*?
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Jesus : Stop!
[the Pharisee Monster appears in front of him, Judas, and the disciples]
Jesus : This is the beginning.
Pharisee Monster : By whose authority are you acting like this? Who gave you this authority?
Jesus : Well, I have a question to ask you. Answer it, and I will tell you by whose authority I act. The Baptism of John - was it from God, or was it from man?
Pharisee Monster : [thinking] If we say "from God", then he will say, "Then why did you not believe?" But if we say "from men", the people will be angry, for they took John as a prophet.
[to Jesus]
Pharisee Monster : We do not know.
Jesus : Then neither will I tell you by whose authority I act!
[starts to walk away]
Pharisee Monster : Stop! Now we know you are an honest man. Give us your ruling on this: are we, or are we not permitted to pay taxes to the Roman emperor?
Judas : Why, you hypocrites, I...!
[Jesus and Merrell restrain him]
Jesus : Show me the money in which the tax is paid.
[the Pharisee Monster spits coins at Jesus, who picks one up]
Jesus : Whose head is on here, whose inscription?
Pharisee Monster : Caesar's!
Jesus : Well, then, pay Caesar was is due Caesar, but pay God what is due God!
Pharisee Monster : What is the greatest Commandment of them all?
Jesus : Thou shalt love the Lord, youe God, with all your heart and your soul." This is the greatest Commandment of them all. The second is like it: "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." All the rest of the Law and what the prophets have written is based on these first two.
[angry]
Jesus : You doctors of the Law, and you Pharisees sit in the chair of Moses, but you say one thing and you do another. Everything you do is done for show.
[scornfully]
Jesus : Oh, you like to have your places of honor at feasts, and in the synagogues, and to be greeted respectfully, and to be called "teacher."
[bows sarcastically]
Jesus : But must not be called "teacher", for you have ONE teacher, the Messiah. And you must not call any man on Earth "Father", for you have ONE Father, and you are all BROTHERS!
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Lynne : Master...
[Lynne climbs down from a stage and rushes to Jesus. Gilmer, Robin, Joanne, Jeffrey, Merrell, Jerry and Katie follow]
Lynne : Master! Blessed are the poor in Spirit...
Jesus : For theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
Gilmer : Blessed are they who mourn...
Jesus : For they shall be comforted.
Robin : Blessed are the meek...
Jesus : For they shall inherit the Earth.
Joanne : Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for justice...
Jesus : For they shall be filled.
Jeffrey : Blessed are the merciful...
Jesus : For they shall have mercy.
Merrell : Blessed are the pure in heart...
Jesus : For they shall see God.
Jerry : Blessed are the peace-makers...
Jesus : For they shall be called the children of God.
Katie : Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake...
Jesus : For theirs is the Kingdom of *heaven*!
[the others applaud]
Judas : [shouting from the distant stage] Blessed are ye... When men shall persecute you and revile you... and say all manner of evil against you...
[pauses then calms down]
Judas : falsely.
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Jesus : Now, what if your brother sues you? You better settle with him quickly...
[Joanne tries to shake hands with Merrell, who spins her over to Gilmer]
Jesus : ... otherwise he'll hand you over to the judge.
Gilmer : Guilty!
[She spins Joanne over to Jerry]
Jesus : And the judge to the constable.
[Jerry bops her on the head]
Jesus : And you'll land in jail!
[Joanne is twirled into "jail"]
Joanne : [squeaks] Let me out of here!
Jesus : And I tell you, you'll not get out of there until you've paid the last penny.
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Jesus : The lamp of the body is the eye. If your eye is sound, your whole body will be filled with light. But if your eye is bad, your whole body will be darkness. If then, the only light you have is darkness, the darkness will be doubly dark.
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John : [after baptizing the disciples in the Bethesda Fountain] I baptize you with water for repentance, but He that comes after me is mightier than I. I am not fit to take off His shoes. And He will baptize you all with the Holy Spirit and with fire!
Jesus : Hey!
John : You come to me?
Jesus : I want to get washed up.
John : I would rather be baptized by you.
Jesus : No, we do well now to comform with all that God requires.
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Katie : A sower went to sow some seed. And as he sowed, some seed fell on the footpath, where it was trampled on, and the birds ate it up.
[Merrell, with a bird's beak, pecks on Joanne's leg and she giggles]
Katie : Some seed fell on rock. And after coming up...
Jerry : Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow. Oh! Ah!
Katie : ...withered for lack of moisture.
[Jerry pretends to choke himself to death and falls over]
Katie : And some seed fell on among the weeds. The weeds grew up with it and choked it. And some seed fell into good soil.
[Lynne and Glimmer don't rise]
Katie : Good soil! Come on! Where it grew and it yielded a hundredfold.
Jesus : Do you know what the seed is?
Katie : A baby!
Jesus : Wrong! The seed is the word of God. And that seed which fell along the footpath represents those who hear the word, but then the devil comes and carries them off, for fear they should believe and be saved.
Joanne : Oi.
Jesus : And that which fell upon rock, they recover the word with joy when they first hear it, but they have no root. So in time of testing, they desert.
Jerry : Bye.
Jesus : See you. And that which fell among weeds hear the word, but their further growth is impaired by wealth, and cares, and the pleasures of the world. They bring nothing to fruit.
Katie : No fruit, Robin.
Jesus : But that which fell among good soil... Hey, good soil! Good soil! They hear the word with a good and honest heart and through their perseverance, yield a harvest.
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Merrell : There once was a king...
Everyone : Yeah, yeah.
Merrell : ...who decided to settle accounts with the men who served him.
Everyone : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Merrell : Well, at the outset, there appeared before the master a man whose debt ran into the millions!
Everyone : What?
Merrell : I said the millions!
Everyone : Whoa!
Merrell : Since the man had no means of paying the money, the master ordered him to be sold to meet the debt with his wife.
Everyone : Whoa!
Merrell : And his child.
Everyone : Whoa!
Merrell : And everything he had. Well, the man threw himself down at the master's feet and went...
Everyone : Doo bop a loom boom!
Jeffrey : Oh, be patient with me.
Merrell : He said.
Jeffrey : And I shall pay you full.
Merrell : And so moved with pity was the master, that he decided to free the man and remit the debt! And let's hear it for the master!
Everyone : [imitating cheerleaders] Give me an M, give me an A-S-T-E-R. Yay, master!
Judas : Wait a minute. But no sooner had the man been released, then he met a fellow servant who owed him a few dollars. Well, he gripped him by the throat and said...
Jeffrey : Pay me! I says pay me what you owes me!
Judas : Whoa, the man fell at his fellow servant's feet and begged him, saying...
Jerry : Please, please. Be patient with me. I shall pay you.
Lynne : But he refused, saying...
Jeffrey : Look!
Jerry : What?
Lynne : And had him jailed until he should pay the debt.
Gilmer : [in a southern accent] Well, the other servants were deeply distressed when they saw what had happened. Are you sitting down? They ran and told their master the whole story, mm-hmm.
Robin : DAAAAH!
Gilmer : Accordingly he sent for the man.
Robin : You scoundrel!
Gilmer : He said to him!
Robin : I remitted the whole of your debt when you appealed unto me. Were you not bound to show your fellow servant the same pity I showed to you?
Jerry : And so angry was the master that he condemned the man to torture, until he could pay the debt in full.
[everyone pretends to torture Jefferey]
Jesus : And that is how my Heavenly Father will deal with you, unless you forgive your brothers from you hearts.
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Jesus : Now you have heard that they were told "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", but what I tell you is this. Never set yourself against the man who wrongs you. So if someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn and offer him your left.
Judas : Oh, Jesus Chr...
[Gilmer jumps on him and covers his mouth]
Everyone : Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch.
[Jesus slaps Judas]
Judas : [moves to hit Jesus and stops] Hello? It's for you.
[laughs but Jesus doesn't]
Judas : No, I didn't think so.
[turns his cheek]
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Jesus : When you do some act of charity, don't announce it with a flourish of trumpets as the heathen do in synagogues and in the streets. I tell you, they do it just to win admiration from men. No, when you do some act of charity, don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing. Your good deed must be done in secret.
[everybody huddles together]
Merrell : [to the camera] It's a secret.
Judas : Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there's about a hundred million little tiny angels about yea-by-yea, and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in...
Jesus : No, no, no.
Judas : That's not what the Good Master is telling us?
Jesus : Your Heavenly Father, who sees what is done in secret, He will what?
Everyone : Reward you!
[fireworks explode out of Judas' wagon]
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Lynne : Gather 'round. Brothers, sisters, gather 'round. Because two men-- I said two!-- went off to the temple to pray. One, a Pharisee...
[everybody cheers]
Lynne : ... and the other, a tax-gatherer.
[everyone boos]
Lynne : While the Pharisee, he just stood right on up and prayed thus...
Katie : I thank Thee, O God, that I'm not like other men.
Everyone : Yeah.
Katie : Greedy!
Everyone : Yeah!
Katie : Dishonest!
Everyone : Yeah!
Katie : Adulterous!
Everyone : Yeah!
Katie : Or for that matter, like that tax-gatherer. I pray twice a week. Get that? Twice a week! And pay taxes on all that I get!
Lynne : But the other kept his distance, and would not even raise his eyes to the good Lord in Heaven. I said the good Lord in Heaven, child!
Everyone : Amen!
Lynne : But beat upon his breast, saying...
Jeffrey : Oh, God, have mercy on me, sinner that I am.
Jesus : And it was this man I tell you...
Everyone : What?
Katie : You gotta be kidding.
Jesus : And not the other who went off and quitted of his sins. For every man who exalts himself... shall be humble. But every man who humbles himself...
Everyone : Shall... be... exalted!
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Jesus : [praying fervently] Father, if it be not possible for this cup to pass me by without my drinking from it, thy will be done!
