- K.C. Carr: I just want a little piece of the action so I don't have to apologize every time I turn around, that's all.
- K.C. Carr: But you can't just throw Hank on the dump heap after you've used him!
- Burt Henry: What the hell you talking about, use him? We're all used! You, me, anybody on two legs! That's what it's all about. That's your American pie for you. You ought to know that by now.
- K.C. Carr: ['spontaneous' argument for the climactic match race showdown] Listen, this is a washed-up old bitch who can't even skate anymore, she trips over her own feet!
- Jackie Burdette: All because I'm being sick and tired of you being a glory hustler even on your own team. If KC Carr thinks she's so darn cute, I wonder how cute she'd be in a match race.
- K.C. Carr: Yeah, oh listen to her, a match race, you must be joking! Man, a match race means nothing. I could beat you hands down, but if that's what you want...
- Trainer Vivien: Come on, KC
- K.C. Carr: - you can have it.
- Jackie Burdette: Yeah, that's right...
- Trainer Vivien: Cut it out!
- K.C. Carr: We'll just have a match race right here, man, and we're gonna find out who's gonna leave Portland forever!
- Jackie Burdette: Anytime, anyplace, sugarpuss, I can tell you right now KC Carr had better start packing all her bras...
- Trainer Vivien: Oh come on...
- K.C. Carr: Honey, at least I got bras and not egg-cups. Your boyfriend complaining?
- [often mis-heard and incorrectly noted in subtitles as "A cups"]
- Trainer Vivien: Oh come on, you're both...
- Jackie Burdette: No holds barred -
- [both girls talking over each other, unintelligible]
- K.C. Carr: Oh boy, you're a bigmouth. How about right now?
- Jackie Burdette: Sure, come on!
- [KC socks JB on the jaw, surprising her]
- Trainer Vivien: KC, cut it out!
- Jackie Burdette: One more time, let's see you do it again!
- K.C. Carr: Sure, baby!
- [kicks at Jackie]
- Trainer Vivien: Cut it out! Alright, do you wanna fight?
- K.C. Carr: Yeah!
- Trainer Vivien: All right!
- [walks away, done with it]
- K.C. Carr: I've been telling you that!
- Len: Remember, the loser of this match race must leave Kansas City forever and that's a long, *long* time.
- Len: And there they go! And getting the horse out of the jam is number 11, K.C. Carr, the bomber herself.
- Len: Remember, this is everything goes - everything. And I mean they can maul and claw and do what anything they like.
- Len: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the chips are down. The moment is coming up! They move up to the starting line, K.C. Carr and Big Bertha Bogliani. Now, when they get to the starting line, the referees move up to inform them that this is five laps. Anything, everything goes.
- Horrible Hank Hopkins: I ain't no pig! Please. I never wanna be no different than others. I ain't no pig! I ain't no pig!
- Trainer Vivien: I'm going to tell you something right now, young lady. There's not going to be any showboating around here unless *I* tell you so or you're going to find that ass of yours warming the bench a full season. Is that understood?
- Jackie Burdette: The hell with the fixed bus. The hell with the broken bus. The hell with everybody on it and screw you!
- Jackie Burdette: I'm not gonna pussyfoot around. I'm talking about you pussyfooting, if you follow me. That's very talented, K.C. Especially when you unlace your skates off and go pussyfooting where it really pays off. That's some talent!
- Jackie Burdette: Stop followin' me, would you? Just leave me alone. You make me very nervous. I don't know whether I'm gonna turn around and not find myself there.
- Trainer Vivien: You've never been a part of this team, K.C. You've never even really tried and I could care less; except, ever since you've gotten here this team has gone to hell!
- K.C. Carr: And that's my fault?
- Trainer Vivien: Oh, baby, nothing else has changed.
- K.C. Carr: Then, screw you, sister!
- Trainer Vivien: I wouldn't give you the pleasure.
- Old Woman: If I had the money I spent on roller games, I think I'd be rich. But, I wouldn't trade it for nothin'. I just love it!