Columbo (TV Series)
Short Fuse (1972)
Roddy McDowall: Roger Stanford
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Quotes
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Doris Buckner : Roger, I called the Commissioner of Police, and he said he'd send over his very best man.
Roger Stanford : [looking Columbo over] Is that a fact?
Lt. Columbo : Lt. Columbo: Well, my wife, she says I'm second-best, but, uh... She claims there are eighty fellas tied for first.
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Roger Stanford : [annoyed] Lieutenant, you take an inordinate length of time to come to the point.
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Lt. Columbo : You don't think that all of these people wanted to kill Mr. Buckner, do you?
Roger Stanford : I did; but, a large corporation is like a jungle, Lieutenant, to coin a phrase.
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Roger Stanford : Lieutenant, I... I would not light that cigar now unless you... wish to witness an explosion right now.
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Roger Stanford : I can't tell you how many executives there are in our ivory tower... who would commit felonious assault just for the key to a private washroom.
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Roger Stanford : You mean, that old heap out there is yours?
Lt. Columbo : Oh, yeah. It needs a coat of paint, doesn't it?
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Roger Stanford : Oh, you know, I love that worried expression on your face.
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Roger Stanford : Workers arise!
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Roger Stanford : Miss Bishop, the lieutenant is from homicide and he is obviously under the impression that the accident was caused by a ... an exploding cigar.