Sanford and Son (1972–1978)

Hal Williams: Officer 'Smitty' Smith

Quotes 

• [Julio has been robbed overnight, and Fred saw the robbers but is refusing to cooperate] 

  Officer Smith : Mr. Sanford, by turning these men in, you give them the opportunity to be rehabilitated.

  Fred Sanford : Yeah, but that'll give them the opportunity to have me decapitated!

• Officer Hopkins : Everything is just gravy.

  Officer Smith : Groovy.

  Officer Hopkins : Groovy.

• Officer Hopkins : I'm sure everything is cold.

  Officer Smith : Cool.

  Officer Hopkins : Cool.

• Officer Smith : Relax, he's cool.

  Officer Swanhauser : The report does not confirm body temperature.

• Officer Smith : [Smitty's partner reads Miranda rights to a man accused by Grady of stealing a radio, but the man shows a purchase receipt to Smitty]  Hopkins?

  Officer Hopkins : Yeah?

  Officer Smith : Remain silent!

• Officer Hopkins : Well, we better divide.

  Officer Smith : That's SPLIT!